Ask The Somewhat Compleated Laboratory Maniac
WELL SHIT!!! I MAY HAVE TO MOVE!!!
SCIENCE!!!!

TIME FOR MORE!!

Today I made the grimdark as fuck discovery that parasprites tend to mistake the livers of skabs for pudding due to the texture... and that the heavy metals involved in the creations of these zombies kills the parasprite it can reproduce.

HOORAY!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO SCIENCELIGHTENMENT!!!!

I DON’T GET IT!!!

I DON’T GET IT!!!

Sweet lord. You're like my dad, only more unhinged. Anyway, I'm curious: What's the difference between SCIENCE!! and science?

SCIENCE!! IS WHEN YOUR COMPLETELY SURE OF THE UNCERTAINNESS OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS AND DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF DISCOVERY AND LEARNING!!!! SCIENCE? IS WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW AND THE SCIENCE HAS ALREADY BEEN PROVEN, AND ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS EXPAND ON IT!!!! 

When was the last time someone considered you sane?

I THINK I WAS FIVE, THEY CAUGHT ME SKINNING AND DISSECTING A FEW SQUIRRELS WHILE GIGGLING!!! YEAH, SO BEFORE FIVE YEARS OF AGE!!!

WiLl YoU bE dEaD sOoN?

IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF DEAD!!!! IF YOU MEAN CEASE TO EXIST OR CEASE TO LIVE!!! NOPE!!! IF YOU MEAN CEASE TO BE HUMAN, POSSIBLY DONE!!! YAY PHYRESIS!!!!

askjin-gitaxias:

And what pH would be most suitable for dissolving their flesh?

I’D SAY AROUND 0.5

That moment when you have to explain that Magic the Gathering is not a satanic game.
aethertaffyswirl:

askjin-gitaxias:

aethertaffyswirl:

woonastuck:
WOONA RULE THUNDERDOME
Yes, let the hate flow through you.

Miss Swirl, if you’re going to be turning ponies to the dark side, I see no reason how you can continue to object to my proposed annexation of Equestria.

I am merely trying to achieve a pop culture joke… besides the thunderdome from Mad Max isn’t just built on a the junction of red and black mana laylines, IT IS THE LAYLINES!
That and annexation of Equestria by you would mean the absolutely unspeakable happening. I’m not talking about flesh-less faces, earth ponies turned into centaurs that never sleep, zombie pegasuses making electrified hailstorms, your brother Vorinclex eating every tree in the Everfree forest, and the hooves of unicorns being used to make your socks and our brains your cupcakes. I’m talking about the horrible crime of the end of sexual reproduction!  of dating!

BRAIN CUPCAKES SOUND DELICIOUS!!!!

aethertaffyswirl:

askjin-gitaxias:

aethertaffyswirl:

woonastuck:

WOONA RULE THUNDERDOME

Yes, let the hate flow through you.

Miss Swirl, if you’re going to be turning ponies to the dark side, I see no reason how you can continue to object to my proposed annexation of Equestria.

I am merely trying to achieve a pop culture joke… besides the thunderdome from Mad Max isn’t just built on a the junction of red and black mana laylines, IT IS THE LAYLINES!

That and annexation of Equestria by you would mean the absolutely unspeakable happening. I’m not talking about flesh-less faces, earth ponies turned into centaurs that never sleep, zombie pegasuses making electrified hailstorms, your brother Vorinclex eating every tree in the Everfree forest, and the hooves of unicorns being used to make your socks and our brains your cupcakes. I’m talking about the horrible crime of the end of sexual reproduction!  of dating!

BRAIN CUPCAKES SOUND DELICIOUS!!!!